Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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