Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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