Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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