normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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