im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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