I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize