I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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