You're so nebulous sometimes
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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