...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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