well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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