I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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