when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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