I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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