I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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