i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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