So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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