her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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