You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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