dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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