I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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