so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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