real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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