I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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