her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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