Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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