Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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