some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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