You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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