im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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