we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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