I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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Dick very happy bro
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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