Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize