Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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