I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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