Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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