you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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