Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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