thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
are you so shy because you have an std?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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