"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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