I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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