i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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