Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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