I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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