I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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