It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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