Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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