There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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