god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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