In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
honey bunches of taint.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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