WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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