I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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